The following shall be a treatise on why Matt Damon is the best. Just all-around, the absolute best.
I don’t know what a treatise is so we’re gonna go ahead and jump right into the bulleted list:
- Good Will Hunting is actually a biographical film about MD’s early days
- The Bourne Identity is actually a biographical film about MD’s later days
- Matt Damon has a really cool name. Really. Just say it.
- He is the opposite of bad
- One time Matt Damon saved me from a burning bus in a dream I had
- Matt Damon Craft is the greatest resource pack ever
- He is the official mascot of SpinalCraft
- He goes to space regularly and only fucks it up sometimes. I mean, could you do better?
In conclusion, Matt Damon.
One time I saved fanboat from a burning bus in his dream, and I was in Interstellar. Sometimes I confuse myself with Mark Wahlberg but that’s okay.