The Geneva Convention
An excerpt from a post I made on reddit. The Geneva Convention is a set of rules put together by a group of world leaders. These rules were put […]
Truths
The many truths that come out of my brain.
A Man’s Gotta Eat
I’m kind of a pinko commie nutjob. I can’t really call myself a communist or socialist or any of that; I’ve never read Marx or researched what was and what […]
Duck Book
Which is why I’m federally barred from producing childrens’ lit
Weird
I’m going to see Weird Al tonight, part of his ‘Mandatory Fun’ tour is taking him to BG’s new SKyPAC theater. So it got me wondering, when did he land […]
Matt Damon
The following shall be a treatise on why Matt Damon is the best. Just all-around, the absolute best. I don’t know what a treatise is so we’re gonna go ahead […]
Notice: Please Stop Mailing Me Golf Balls
I have been receiving an inordinate number of golf balls through the post recently. I briefly sought to reduce the barrage by nailing my mailbox shut, but found that this […]